up…
I is locate target…
I is launch myself at it with great intensity…
Finally, I is pull on it with unstoppable strength, so that it is all MINE!
meh
I is upset.
Why? Might it have something to do with me not allowing you to squeeze yourself into the rat infested whole under the bathtub?
Shut up!
lounging…
Sometimes (okay, most times) it’s fun to just lounge and not do anything.
claiming territory…
This is looks interesting. For me?
No! Go away!
Ok, ok! I look away now!
Hhaha! I is fooled you! I got in it secretely when you was not looking!
play time.
Today we played with the stick (it used to have feathers on it) in the lounge room and after a while I left the stcik and the cat to their own devices and went into the kitchen to make some tea. Next thing I know, there’s a scratchy sound and someone is dragging the remains of the stick into the bedroom and onto the bed, exactly into my spot!
Whatevrs. I have no comments!
kitties!
Guest appearances on the blog:
Hey, Makaak, what do you think?
Meh, whatevrs.
(I could eats them for breakfast!)
Rules for Cats to Live By! (illustrated!)
Rules for Cats to Live By! – the illustrated edition.
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Rule #1
BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do
anything. Just sit and stare.
Oooh, I don’t know abouts this, man!
chew it!
when a problem comes along
you must chew it!
before the cream sits out too long
you must chew it!
when something’s going wrong
you must chew it!
now chew it!
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it’s not too late
to chew it!
chew it! good
when a good time turns around
you must chew it!
you will never live it down
unless you chew it!
no one gets away
until they chew it!
i say chew it!
chew it! good
i say chew it!
chew it! good
This round thing seems to have gotten smaller!
I is NOT amused!
